- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

im a dragon, no im not

Darude- Sandstorm

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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