- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Guess what? I like trains.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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