- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Because she has down's syndrome

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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