That's what SHE said!

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the dog eat poop?

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Anti Joke

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