- Anti Joke

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

* anti-punchline

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.