- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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