- Anti Joke

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

#Hanging Degus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

womens rights.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

im watching you..

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.