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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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