- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

im watching you..

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

your mom

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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