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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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