- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

womens rights

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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