- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

You just read this ..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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