- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

You see how lame this is?

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What is a chair?

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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