Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Bean.

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Grammer is very important

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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