- Anti Joke

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.