- Anti Joke

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.