- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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