why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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