- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

child labor

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

more chocolate?

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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