- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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