A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Knock Know! Come in!

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copy me and i will kill you

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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