- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Illumati Confirmed

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

You will not press the like button.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??