- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

2 + 2 = fish

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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