Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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run farther?

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Type better antijokes above

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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And more;

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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