- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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