- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Why are they the "living" daylights?

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

women's rights

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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