If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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