- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Bags of delicious poop.

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