What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A Sloth runs...

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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