Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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My name is Harry.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Dumb

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Penis.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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