- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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