What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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