Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

soccer

brock has small hands for a small job

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