- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Im batman...suck it losers

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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