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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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