Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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