- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

A dyslexic blind man

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

you and your family will die tonight

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

haha

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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