- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Do you like apples? Yes

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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