- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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