- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

guess what chicken butt

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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