- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

kill yourself

I like colin but not as much as apple

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What the hell are you doing?

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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