What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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you suck

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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3 like an eel

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Anti Joke

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