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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

A black man walks Into a bar.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

copy me and i will kill you

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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