Bitch! Love, J.B.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Your mother is average.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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