Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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poop nuff said

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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