what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Your face

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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