- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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