hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Your future.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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