Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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