What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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