- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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