so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

cliché rebecca black joke.

I have a gay camel

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Im batman...suck it losers

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

out of your comfort zone

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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