- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

A horse walks into a barn.

That's what SHE said!

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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