What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

you and your family will die tonight

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A: Do you like it B: No

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

the holocaust

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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