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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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