what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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why do you care?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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