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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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