Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Autism speaks but not really

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

This is not a joke or is it

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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