Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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womens rights

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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