What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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run farther?

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Joke

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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A black guy gets a job...

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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