poop nuff said

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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im at school

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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