What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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