Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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