- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

This isn't funny.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Knock Knock Come in.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Women's rights

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

I have aids

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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