- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Im cute hehehee

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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