- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Im cute hehehee

Dear crush, I want to drink you

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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