- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Brad Fuller!

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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