- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

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