Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Where's my tractor?

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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