- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

I drive a 'rarri

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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