- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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