- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

whats one plus one penis

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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