- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Lets Go Lakers!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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