- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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