What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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ur mum

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Anti Joke

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