Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Oh...okay, good.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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CRY

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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