- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Racial equality.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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