- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

i just pooped that is all!

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

You know what's funny? Clowns.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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