what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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how may i help you

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Hello.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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DERP

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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