What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Get on your knees Ho

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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