Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Your face

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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