- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

religion

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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