What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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