Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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everybody loves raymond

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A Sloth runs...

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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