- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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