What did death say to life? Go die

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Knock knock What?

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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3 like an eel

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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