Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Refrigerator

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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The NBA and womens sports

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anti-joke.com

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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