- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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