Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Derp

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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long in the tooth!

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Yock

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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