- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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