- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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