Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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